Daeron Elensar's The Ballad of Fagan von Feld

From Loranon

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Fagan Looking so down in the dumps Every gnome here’d love to bang you Fagan Scratching and punishing your rump There’s no man in town as admired as you You’re everyone’s favorite guy Everyone’s awed and inspired by you And it’s not very hard to see why Noooooooooooo ooooooonnnnnneeeeeee fights like Fagan Wields a scythe like Fagan, Pieces ogres through ribs with a scythe like Fagan For he’s serving the order of Smashdor Twinking a cleric beyond You can ask any Tordek or Mialee And they’ll tell you who’s team they’d prefer to be on!